SSND Thing available in multiple colors and sizes
SSND Thing showing raised bumps and nodules texture detail
SSND Thing showing raised bumps and nodules texture detail
SSND Thing showing raised bumps and nodules texture detail

SSND-THING 12mm-22mm

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SSND-THING 12mm–22mm Series, an alien-inspired collection with an organic, "grown, not made" aesthetic, each piece features a tapered ~4mm introductory tip that steps up to full shaft diameter within 8–12mm of insertion. The specialized oblong profile creates a distinct asymmetrical stretch—narrower in width than height—delivering an entirely new sensory experience as it shifts within the canal.

Anatomical Sizing & Textured Progression Mechanics: Calibrated to scale smoothly across 12 standalone size choices, the THING architecture incorporates multi-node stimulation and custom-proportioned retention geometry:

  • Asymmetrical Oblong Geometry: Designed with a flattened, tall cross-section to exert focused pressure against top and bottom canal walls.

  • Integrated Texture Detailing: Features 6 subtle, rhythmic bumps along the underside paired with 2 raised nodules across the top midsection for rich internal feedback.

  • Proportional Retention Seat: Dips into a narrow retention valley (scaling from 8.4mm to 15.4mm) directly ahead of the flared safety base, allowing sphincter muscles to hold the plug securely in place.

Anatomical Guide: 

Maximum Diameter (mm) Insertable Length Total Length Retention Valley Safety Flange Diameter Experience Classification
12.0mm 42.5mm 54.5mm 8.4mm 15.50mm Intermediate
13.0mm 44.0mm 55.5mm 9.1mm 16.75mm Intermediate
14.0mm 46.5mm 59.8mm 9.8mm 18.00mm Intermediate
15.0mm 49.0mm 64.0mm 10.5mm 19.30mm Intermediate
16.0mm 51.5mm 68.4mm 11.2mm 20.70mm Advanced
17.0mm 54.0mm 72.5mm 11.9mm 22.00mm Advanced
18.0mm 64.0mm 80.5mm 12.6mm 23.00mm Advanced
19.0mm 66.0mm 83.8mm 13.3mm 25.50mm Advanced
20.0mm 70.0mm 89.0mm 14.0mm 27.00mm Advanced
21.0mm 73.5mm 91.5mm 14.7mm 28.00mm Advanced
21.5mm 74.5mm 92.5mm 15.0mm 28.00mm Advanced
22.0mm 76.5mm 94.5mm 15.4mm 28.50mm Advanced

👑 Bob's Choice Recommendations

  • Experience Level: Intermediate to Advanced. Smaller gauges (12mm–15mm) suit intermediate users stepping up from standard rods, while 16mm–22mm sizes cater to advanced practitioners.

  • The Prime Durometer Recommendation: For optimal performance across this oblong, textured design, Bob strongly recommends choosing our #10 (medium) silicone density. This firmness keeps the tapered ~4mm tip rigid enough to insert smoothly without bowing, ensuring the textured bumps provide direct, high-definition tactile feedback.

  • The Compressible Retention Alternative: For long-term retention wear in the larger 18mm–22mm models, selecting our #00-50 (soft) compressible silicone gives a softer feel that compresses slightly during insertion and exerts a gentle, continuous outward stretch.

Color Options: #18 and #30 are available in pure translucent. #00-20, #00-50, and #10 base colors are translucent white and can be mixed with any standard color.

Important Safety Disclaimer: Because individual anatomy varies, we cannot guarantee a full fit for all longer or larger diameter pieces. Please use all products with care. By purchasing, you accept full responsibility for safe use. If you experience discomfort, discontinue use immediately.

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