SSND - THING 12mm-22mm
SSND - THING 12mm-22mm
SSND - THING 12mm-22mm
SSND - THING 12mm-22mm

SSND - THING 12mm-22mm

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The Thing continues its evolution — bigger, bolder, and just a little bit weirder (in the best possible way). Its alien-organic design grows more intricate as the sizes increase, offering deeper reach, richer textures, and that unmistakably “grown, not made” aesthetic.

Perfect for those advancing in their stretch journey, each piece is equal parts sculpture, curiosity, and adventure — designed to feel like something discovered in a crashed starship rather than a factory line.

Each size scales up in girth, length, and flange dimension for balanced performance and safety — because even explorers of the unknown appreciate good engineering.


Key Features

Tapered Tip (~4mm)
Smooth, easy insertion with a gradual, friendly stretch. (Because first contact should always go well.)

Rapid Expansion Zone
Reaches full girth early — within about 8–12mm from the tip — for that “wow, we’re really doing this” moment.

Oblong Profile
Slightly asymmetrical — width narrower than height — creating new sensations as it moves. A little odd, a lot of fun.

Texture Detailing

  • Six subtle bumps along the underside

  • Two raised nodules along the top midsection
    Together they deliver dynamic feedback with every shift and motion.

Scaled Safety Flange
Perfectly integrated and proportionally scaled, because even alien artifacts should play by the safety rules.


Available Sizes & Dimensions

Max Diameter Insertable Length Total Length Flange Diameter
12mm 42.5mm 54.5mm 15.5mm
13mm 44.0mm 55.5mm 16.75mm
14mm 46.5mm 59.8mm 18.0mm
15mm 49.0mm 64.0mm 19.3mm
16mm 51.5mm 68.4mm 20.7mm
17mm 54.0mm 72.5mm 22.0mm
18mm 64.0mm 80.5mm 23.0mm
19mm 66.0mm 83.8mm 25.5mm
20mm 70.0mm 89.0mm 27.0mm
21mm 73.5mm 91.5mm 28.0mm
22mm 76.5mm 94.5mm 28.5mm

Material & Color Options

  • Crafted from premium platinum-cure silicone — soft, safe, and built to last through every experiment.

  • #18 and #30: pure translucent for that laboratory-specimen glow.

  • #00–50 and #10: translucent white base, customizable with any standard color selection — mix it, match it, make it your own.


Bore Compatibility

All sizes can accommodate a 3/32" (2.38mm) bore, for those who appreciate a little extra functionality in their alien relics.

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